I can pick things up with my toes. Not completely useless, maybe, but not exactly the pinnacle of tricks!
Yoooo, I have fingertoes too!
I can do a spot-on impression of the standard deep, booming monster-truck rally advertising voice.
“This FRIDAY! (Friday… Friday…) Only at the Gigantodome! Beer Swiller Productions presents MONSTER TRUCK MAYHEM! You’ll pay for the entire seat but you’ll only need the EDGGGGGGGGE!”
Well… of course you can’t hear it, but if you could, seriously, it’s dead-on.
No no, I heard it, it was good.
I can fart on command, just wait a sec…
Oh shit, there goes my streak 💩
My thumbs are double jointed, so I can move the middle parts 90° backwards.
No one can beat me at simon, that four color memory game. I don’t remember what my high score was but I can easily get to level 60 before I start to struggle
If I saw this in a Tinder bio, I would swipe right.
I can make my ears rumble on command.
Rumble? Tell me more!
I can push air out my ears, I would call it more of a crackle so maybe op is talking about something different. Never thought of is as something to be proud of though …
I figured it out while trying to teach myself to wiggle my ears.
