Ya that’s why I wrote a little above min. I had a buddy that pushed buggies at costco in high school and he was usually a buck or 2 above min. The meat slicers easily make $20+ because they have to work with high cost products but for something low skill like shredding chicken, they can give some 16 year old a couple forks and tell them not to hurt themselves

The costcos I’ve been to always had windowed processing areas right by the deli, you can watch the gnomes slicing up the steaks, putting together salads, etc. I’ve never personally seen them pull the chicken because these bags weren’t available when I used to go but I don’t think it would be crazy to think they pay some kids a little above minimum wage to shred some chicken

This is one of those convenience/made for people with limited dexterity kinda things on top of what one would guess is them using the unsold rotisserie chickens. If you have the time and body then absolutely buy the whole bird to pull it yourself.

I don’t have a costco in my city anymore but the walmarts around me throw their rotisserie chickens on 50% off after 7 so I can usually get one for $4. I quarter them right when I get home, freeze the carcass for broth and go to town on a dark quarter while it’s fresh. One of the breasts usually end up being pulled or sliced and frozen.

Technically you can only be a cheater if you are a “relationshipper”, otherwise they’re just hoeing

But yes, I feel the hate

I had an ex suddenly get into fps games. Turned out she was a whore and her fuck mate got her into playing fps. She left me then cheated on the new guy with his friend so they broke up she and moved to the other side of the country with the ex’s friend. She then cheated on that guy that moved with her with 2 other guys. Then she moved cross country again and now I’m pretty sure she’s just fucking anything that moves.

Good times good times