As someone who isn’t getting any, but isn’t actually salty about it (because effort), thinks pro-life is a universally stupid movement, and still doesn’t understand why the fuck it matters who does and doesnt have casual sex

It’s 100% because they ain’t getting any and they jelly

Coincidentally when we met in highschool we were both toothpicks and she was 90lbs and I was like 115lbs.

Can confirm. Separated a year ago. I’m down 90lbs